Always remember to close all parentheses. We’re not paying to air condition the entire paragraph.
Fake AP Stylebook. (via dailymeh)
Hahahaha this is hilarious. “Never use phrases that are insulting to dead fish, parakeets or puppies, as they are your primary audience.”
resolution: eat healthy.
So I had one of those weird, this-should-have-been-obvious epiphanies yesterday—I need to start eating healthier. I guess there are two main reasons:
1) The stuff I eat is crap, seriously.
2) Sometimes when I’m stressed, I binge. And shouldn’t I be binging on, um, carrots?
For a long time I’ve been proudly milking my anti-domesticity, ethic Judaism, college laxness, etc.—”I like meals that come in bar form,” “The only thing I cook with is a microwave,” “I need Chinese food once a week,” etc.
I actually really enjoy a lot of vegetables, and frequently order spinach- and mushroom-heavy things when I go out, but I’ve made very little effort to incorporate these things into my day-to-day diet. So I bought some kashi and a bunch of veggies, which I hope to supplement tomorrow with some V8. And some cookbooks. Like, for dummies.
This is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. And I like Uggs.
If your stockpile of Baconnaise is running low, add some Bacon Jam ($17) to your bacon shopping list. (Because by now you should have one list just for bacon items and one list for food.) —Uncrate
Holy crap, it’s a Tetris Dress.
Confession two.
I HATE DOUBLE FUCKING ANYTHING.
Double cheeseburgers
Mcdoube
Double hamburger.
That’s just too much fucking meat.
Ew.
What the hell.
Double spacing.
It makes everything look like shit. And fuck Times New Roman.
