Eleventeen-year-old recovering from a quarter-life crisis at the Jersey Shore.
great white shark
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» Cigarettes Without Smoke, or Regulation - NYTimes.com
E-Cigarettes. It think Steve Jobs should get on this. Make it so it can play music and check my email and I’m in.
I could make more money by -not- going to see a movie tomorrow…
STELLA!!!Hey look, another one of my internets that I forgot about. Geesh.
I’m drinking this beer now. Someone left it at my dad’s house so now it’s mine. (Review: I don’t know anything about beer, so I can pretty much only rate things as above or below pong-quality. This is above — I would not pong it.
This makes me so happy.
I started reading Will You Please Be Quiet, Please? — a book of short stories by Raymond Carver. It’s from my therapist, who I guess now is my old therapist since I’m moving to Maryland tomorrow. The book is really great so far — it’s kind of Hemingway-esque but a little different, a little less masculine. Wikipedia calls his distinct style, a brand of minimalism, “dirty realism”. Excellent.
Hahaha. (Via someecards.com.)
Do you remember what Darwin says about music? He claims that the power of producing and appreciating it existed among the human race long before the power of speech was arrived at. Perhaps that is why we are so subtly influenced by it. There are vague memories in our souls of those misty centuries when the world was in its childhood.
Sherlock Holmes.
And just to reiterate, it’s page 5 and someone’s already said “By Jove!” Yesss.
» "MISSING LINK" FOUND: New Fossil Links Humans, Lemurs?
Whoa Google. In light of this earth-shattering news, I guess we can take solace in the fact that Kentucky’s Creation Museum will probably not be updating its exhibits.
