great white shark

  1. I worked out last night. I’m really sore. I almost died running (read: jogging) less than a mile, then-power walked, then used the weird gazelle-thing for 15 minutes. My body is so out of shape, but I already feel better.

    John has decided to quit smoking and become a vegan? Clearly, the boy is insane, but all of these radical changes have got me thinking about how my life has become a stagnant pool or stagnancy. Back in high school I used to do things like try out vegetarianism or give up soda all the time. What do I do now? The closest thing I can think to do is start working out again (hotttt) or writing kickass stories (kickasss). Maybe that’s because I’m boring.

    I could probably be a vegetarian — I eat meat like once or twice a week, but I don’t care about animals and I love seafood. I know I could be a pescatarian or whatever, but I think it’s kind of bullshit to eat some animals but not others.

    As for being a vegan, I’m way too lazy — and I still don’t care about animals.