great white shark

  1. LOL (via pterodactyls, jackieheartsb)

    • me: I sent it by Courier, should I have sent it by Trebuchet?
    • FONT JOKE LOL
    • Jason: e-highfive
    • well, in the Futura, make sure it's here on Time(s New Roman)
    • inefficiency gives my heart the Wingdings
    • me: that's just Grotesk
    • Jason: oh, c'mon, the first one was good
    • me: what the Helvetica, it was just an Aksidenz
    • Not the Optima way to do things, I know
    • Jason: you need a Stencil or something
    • your statements lack Impact
    • me: I could go on like this ad Perpetua
    • let me get out my American Typewriter
    • and some Papyrus on which to type
    • Jason: don't Bask(erville) in your own cleverness
    • me: oh, I have a real Clearview.